dimanche 22 août 2010

Post Scritum ( non triste ) au 15 août !!!

La mémoire me revient, j'avais oublié celui-là. Ou quand frimer devient un Art et l'Art de la Frime l'Art ultime de Vivre. Attention ! les règles sont strictes : No Sex. Onanisme et costard-cravate obligatoires. Mais vous soulevez la nana de Quincy Jones à tous les coups, Jack Nicholson bave d'envie devant vous et Donald Trump dégage de votre soleil. Ca en vaut la chandelle (Ouh Ouh Ouh Ouh ) ? Jugez par vous-mêmes.
A noter, la vidéo est signée Julian Temple, l'auteur des documentaires " The Filth and The Fury " (sur les Pistols ), " Oil City Confidential " ( sur Dr Feelgood ) et d'autres trucs sympathiques... Un bien brave homme.
The Time : Jerk out
Vidéo indisponible par coup de mégalomanie de Prince et Morris Day qui sont devenus imbitables. Vous l'avez plus la main, les gars, vous l'avez plus. C'est comme ça. Il serait plus intelligent de laisser ceux qui veulent se servir le faire et ceux qui veulent bien payer pour vos vieux tours de magie allonger l'artiche.

2 commentaires:

  1. Band
    Uh, I don't know it's...
    It's just a thing with me U know
    If I see somethin' that I like, it's a...
    I have 2 go 4 it
    And I like what I see, baby
    Ah, come here

    I got real bored on a Friday night
    I couldn't find a damn thing 2 do
    So I pulled out a suit
    About the same color as my BMW
    I drove 2 the party and I stepped on in
    Just 2 see what I could see
    Everybody knew what I was lookin' 4
    I was lookin' 4 some company, that's right!

    (Jerk out) Ah, huh
    (Jerkin' everything in sight)
    And U know that
    I'm talkin' about the (jerk out)
    I got the cash, I got the ride
    Oh no!
    (Got 2 make some love 2 night)
    And U know I got the look

    I saw a real fine thing sittin' by the bar
    She looked kinda all alone
    So I slid on over and I asked her name
    The Stella was bad 2 the bone
    I showed her my stash and I kissed her cheek
    The only kind of rap it takes
    She knew I was bad when I jerked her 2 my ride
    She said "How much money U make?"

    Let's just say it'll be more money than U'll ever see in your lifetime, ha ha!
    (Jerk out - jerkin' everything in sight)
    I'm talkin' about the (jerk out)
    Oho, oh!
    (Got 2 make some love 2 night)

    Uh (Jerk it, jerk it)
    I'm talkin' about the (jerk it, jerk it) jerk out
    (Jerk it, jerk it)
    I'm talkin' about the (jerk it, jerk it) jerk out

    I took her 2 my crib and I laid her down
    Her body felt kinda right
    Maybe I was wrong but what the hell
    I figured that was what she liked
    I said "Baby, don't get 2 comfortable
    Cuz I really like 2 sleep alone
    Leave your number on the table by my data bank
    I love U, but U got 2 go" (Whoo!)

    What?

    (Jerk out)
    U ain't got 2 go home, but U got 2 get the hell outta here
    (Jerkin' everything in sight)
    I'm talkin' about the (jerk out)
    Hey, oh!
    (Got 2 make some love 2 night)
    All night

    (Jerk out) (Jerk it, jerk it)
    What's your number girl? (Hmph)
    (Jerkin' everything in sight) in sight
    The master of the (jerk out)
    Hey, oh!
    (Got 2 make some love 2 night)

    Oh, I got 2 make some love, uh
    (Jerk it, jerk it)
    I'm talkin' about the (jerk it, jerk it) jerk out
    (Jerk it, jerk it)
    I'm talkin' about the (jerk it, jerk it) jerk out

    Terry, uh
    So nasty, uh
    Cut'em Jesse
    Sexy me
    Uh, sexy me
    Whoa, sexy me!

    (Jerk out)
    Oh whoa, that's right
    (Jerkin' everything in sight)
    U look so satisfied, oh
    (Jerk out)
    Ha ha ha ha!
    Hiyi, that's it
    (Got 2 make some love 2 night)
    Got 2 make some love 2 night
    (Jerk out)
    Ayi Ayiiiii
    Please, who ever told U U could sing?
    Ah, yeah, yeah, baby

    (Jerk out)
    Jerome, stop at the instant teller so I can get me some cash
    (Got 2 make some love 2 night) Yes
    Fellas, y'all play somethin'
    That's it
    U know I think I feel the need 4 a change
    Cross over
    There's so many things we can do
    U like, ah, Raviolios, Cherrios, Spaghettios
    U can just never have enough O's, uh

    (Jerk out)
    Hey, oh!
    (Jerkin' everything in sight)
    Everybody (Jerk out)
    No, oh!
    (Got 2 make some love 2 night)
    Whoaoo! (Jerk out)
    Don't U all just hate it when we walk in y'all's joint
    (Jerkin' everything in sight)
    And just jerk out everything in sight?
    nice

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  2. La suite :
    Don't it make U mad? (Jerk out)
    Don't it make U mad? (Got 2 make some love 2 night)
    It'd make me mad

    Fellas? (Yeah?)
    What's the move? (Jerkin' everything in sight)
    Uh, fellas? (Yeah?)
    What's the groove? (Make a little love 2 night)
    That's right, fellas? (Yeah?)
    What's the move? (Jerkin' everything in sight)
    Huh, fellas? (Yeah?)
    What's the groove? (Make a little love 2 night)
    Look out, fellas? (Yeah?)
    What's the move? (Jerkin' everything in sight)
    Ha, fellas? (Yeah?)
    What's the groove? (Make a little love 2 night)
    Fellas? (Yeah?)
    What's the move? (Jerkin' everything in sight)
    Good God, fellas? (Yeah?)
    What's the groove? (Make a little love 2 night)

    Somebody bring me a mirror
    What suit should I wear 2 night?
    If U think I'm cool, U're right
    Somebody say Kool-Aid! (Kool-Aid!)
    Jerk it....uh!
    (Make a little love 2 night) What?
    (Jerkin' everything in sight) Oh, that's right
    (Make a little love 2 night) Oh Lord
    (Jerkin' everything in sight) That's frightenin'
    (Make a little love 2 night) We can do this
    (Jerkin' everything in sight) Oh Lord
    (Make a little love 2 night) Fellas
    (Jerkin' everything in sight) Yes
    (Make a little love) Oh
    (Make a little love) Yeah
    (Make a little love 2 night) Ha ha!

    (Jerk out)
    I'm the master of the jerk out (Ha, them's your drawers Morris)
    Now tell me somethin' that I don't all ready know J.B.
    (Jerk out)
    It's just one of them things U know, huh
    (Got 2 make some love 2 night)
    Money, clothes, cars, credit cards, houses (Jerk out)
    U know what I'm talkin about, ha ha!
    (Jerkin' everything in sight)

    What's he talkin' about?
    U should see my home
    It's...so nice
    Girl, he is kinda sexy
    Girl, please!
    Oh, well, if U're not doin' anything
    We could go there right now
    Can my friend come?
    Oh, I'd love that
    Girl!
    Uh, that sure is a lovely blouse U have on
    Thank U
    Can I take it off?
    No
    Oh, I just wanna, oh, I just wanna touch it
    Stop
    So nice, so nice (No)
    Stop
    Oh, that was so nice

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